Written by an 8th grader
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZINGI’m blown away, wow.
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
Anza-Borrego Desert, CA / February 2014
Looking out over the badlands towards the Salton Sea from Font’s Point.
The Bob’s Burgers food pyramid for San Diego Comic Con 2014!
I really love lord of the rings, i wish someome who liked them as much as me would watch them with me
Sam: What we need is a few good taters.
Gollum: What’s taters, precious? What’s taters, eh?
Sam: *Po-tay-toes!* Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew… Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
[Gollum makes a noise of disgust while sticking his tongue out]
Sam: Even you couldn’t say no to that.
Gollum: Oh yes we could. Spoilin’ nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips.
Sam: You’re hopeless.
Lord of the rings, the two towers
this is terrifying
At appalachian i went half a week without sleeping on many occasions, that shit better not happen at unca, unless i motherfucking want to (probably for art reasons) but i never wanted to go that long without sleeping damnit
So last night i was walking along tower road and it was dark and their sidewalk is wonky at one part so i tripped. Today it feels like i sprained my ankle or worse, i dunno, but it hurts to fuckin walk, funny thing is i walked back home that night just fine and it was just a trip, its not like i fell over or sumthin… What the hell… I also still have scrapes on the back of my damn feet from my combat boots, my feet have been so abused lately… I didnt think i was THAT clumsy
i want to play this game
I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care
IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT
BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET
THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT
SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?
WE TRIED IT AS WELL
SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION
SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS
AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL
SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT
the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET